This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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