Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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