Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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