the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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