i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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