I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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