I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
