Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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