there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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