Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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