This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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