Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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