like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
