i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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