is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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