Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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