I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he shaved USA in his pubs
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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