god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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