Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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