FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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