"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
false alarm, still single
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