Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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