all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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