I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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