I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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