Grow some girl-balls and come out already
where am i from again
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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