I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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