I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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