you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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