dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
