I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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