i think my tv is drunk
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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