we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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