True but thats because hes a fetus.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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