I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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