You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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