His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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