Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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