What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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