Taylor Swift is so right about you.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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