Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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