Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
