the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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