she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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