the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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