We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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