So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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