But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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