Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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