I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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