Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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