She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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