When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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