I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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