Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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