I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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