I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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